Help Wanted

Looking for men and women to be Rebels. Full time position. Life experience is only education needed. Must be willing to work remotely and face to face. Must love you neighbor as yourself. Each person hired will have their own Liaison with the company that will help you each day. His name is Holy Spirit. You will be paid in the form of Joy, Happiness, Fulfillment and Peace. Benefits included are a paid for life in Heaven with Jesus. A paid for white robe with matching hat/crown. All the food and drink you will need for eternity. We have as many slots open as we have takers. No resume needed. The Boss knows what you have done in the past. By the way, all that stuff you went through makes you a perfect fit for the position. Time is of the essence as there are many sales calls you need to make. When can you start?